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grimtainment:

Just released on the DMs Guild: Adaptable NPCs, featuring 70 non-player characters and 8 short adventures to enrich a Dungeon Master’s world!

Do your players constantly drag your NPCs into combat, leaving you to scramble for a stat block on the fly? Do you need a unique NPC to join your players on a quest for a short while? Maybe you need a quest giver who will turn into a reoccurring presence (or villain!) in your world…

Look no further, as this supplement can be used with minimal preparation - leaving you to flesh out the details that are memorable for your players!

henry-the-dungeon-boy:

Me: There’s a tall orc barkeeper and she-

sorcerer: I roll charisma

me: why?

sorcerer: I wanna date her

me:

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galacticjonah-dnd:

My heart is a funeral pyre. We burn both, you and I but you stay cold forever.


Ashley wasn’t even there and Matt still managed to rip my heart out with that scene.

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Yasha from Critical Role

thebluepastryqueen:

“I give the dragon a big ol smooch.”

— -Me, a very panicked bard, after being pinned to the ground by an adult black dragon

(Source: yourplayersaidwhat)

relucir:

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invisibleshelter:

Time to celebrate with memes, y'all

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Gay Soldier 76 icons to welcome him to the gay family!

bluebloodtanuki-bbt:

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Everyone talking about Soldier 76 being gay which is all well and good but are we really gunna gloss over the fact that our Edgy dad is actually a dad?

harlequinchaos:

Soldier 76: *sprinting past his team* MOVE I’M GAY!

mercyofficial:

I CANT WAIT TO GO ONTO BLIZZARD FORUMS AND LAUGH AT ALL THE ANGRY DUDEBROS

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sonderingtrashcompactor:

New on fire voice line for Soldier 76: “God I love men”

march-moon:

❤️🧡💛 He’s ours now  💚💙💜

cassyphace:

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sweetbabyraysgourmetsauces:

I was at a party last night and this weird nerd guy was screaming and punching the wall whenever he missed at beer pong and I cornered him later and I was like “Hey, can I give you some constructive criticism?” And he was like “Uhh ok.” And I was like “People would like you a lot more if you weren’t going around screaming and punching walls like a fucking creep.” And he got really scared and asked “Are you going to kill me?” And I literally dont understand how he got that from what I said. I think I’m scarier than I realize.

you shoulda killed him just as a power move

“Not this time.”

(Source: toadprince)

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